You•Slay•Me•I•Swear Johnny's
little shop of humors
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FISH
EMBLEMS - All designs are available with magnetic or adhesive
backing. |
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Dog
Fish car emblem - $7.00
All of our Dog Fish are housebroken and neutered so there won’t be any
embarrassing surprises. Fetch one today. |
NOTE: Magnetic backs are for lockers, fridge,
file cabinets, etc. NOT recommended
for cars! |
Sticky backs, for cars and smooth indoor/outdoor
surfaces! |
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Budda Fish
car emblem - $7.00
Attain enlightenment for under ten bucks. Be here now by buying here now. |
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Satan Fish
car emblem - $7.00
I think the Ohio Players said it best, “Fire, do do do do do.” Okay,
maybe they didn’t say it best. Nevertheless, this Satan Fish is so hot
it’s on fire, do do do do do do. |
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Science Fish
car emblem - $7.00
A must-have for fans of reason and logic. Simply owning one can raise your I.Q.
9 points (your mileage may vary). |
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Hindu Fish
Fish
car emblem - $7.00
This emblem is udderly ridiculous. Also available in curry flavor. A huge seller
in Punjab, my friend. |
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Darwin
Fish car emblem - $7.00
Now here’s an ‘Intelligent Design’ for you. Wave one of these
boogers around at an Amy Grant concert and watch the mouth-breathers flip. |
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Rummy,
Dummy, Scummy
Bumper Sticker $1.50
Three
of the dopiest looking rascals to ever run a country…into the ground. Buy a sticker
before these goons make them illegal (as per Patriot Act II,
Section 4, Article 7, which states: WE ARE THE BOSS OF YOU!)
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Johnny Steele original
Bumper Sticker $1.50
"Coming up next, FOX uncovers irrefutable evidence linking Saddam
Hussein to the 9/11 attacks, Caddyshack II, and gout." |
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FOX
SUX
Bumper Sticker $1.50
Studies not only show that FOX SUX but also that FOX viewers also
SUX. |
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Accomplished
Bumper Sticker $1.50
Nice planning, President Foresight. I have a better exit strategy
when I go to the DMV. |
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Hate
Hate
Bumper Sticker $1.50 GOD HATES HATE. You
Creepy Kooks make Jesus Puke. I think that says it all.
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Deficit
Bumper Sticker $1.50
Not totally true because I also got endless carnage, a hopelessly
divided America, and the distrust of just about every nation
on earth. Thanks, W.
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Rummy
Dummy Scummy T Shirts: $14.00
Like the bumper sticker
but the extra ‘Axis
of Weasels’ gives these troglodytes one more kick in
their collective arses. White cotton, sizes s,
m, l, xl, xxl.
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Dogwin
tee - $16.00
Chase the Dogwin on your car while wearing this matching tee. White cotton, sizes s,
m, l, xl, xxl. |
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FISH
EMBLEMS are 3" x 5", are made of sturdy plastic with
a chrome-like finish, and are resistant to weather and seriousness.
Bumper stickers are 2.75" x 8.5"
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