Media Quotes

“ His rapid-fire tirades about socially unconscious Americana are brilliant.”
- The Contra Costa Times

“ He’s funny, smart, and has a definite point of view.”
- San Francisco Bay Guardian

“ A thinking man’s comic.”
- Where Magazine San Francisco

“ An intense comic whose best material grows out of anger at the state of modern American culture.”
- San Francisco Examiner

“ You admire him for his bravado.”
- The Oakland Tribune

“ Jazzy, stream-of-consciousness rhythms and a whimsical persona.”
- The Austin Chronicle

“ A tidal wave of social and political commentary”
- The Sacramento Bee

“ Intense energy and incisive social commentary”
- The San Francisco Chronicle

"I enjoyed your performance. My wife was truly busting a gut. You blindsided her with a zinger while she was taking a sip of wine and it took every ounce of restraint for her to hold it in.
-Marin Independant Journal, Lifestyles (Brent Ainsworth)

Corporate Feedback

"How you were able to come up with so many jokes that hit so close...is a mystery to us. Your ad-libs were hilarious."
- Richmond Police Officers' Association

"Your charisma and stage presence during our live auction helped us raise more money than we imagined."
- Hopalong Animal Rescue

"I haven't laughed so hard in years. To be able to come up with a routine about our school in such a short time was fabulous. Thank you."
- Mills Elementary, Benicia

"Johnny's presentation was fast paced, intelligent, current, and silly. Johnny made an effort to know about the event...and weaved that information into his act..."
- Vallejo Main Street Association

"Quick ad-libs by Johnny made me laugh out loud backstage. More than one person asked me to bring you back next year."
- Producer of Regional Emmys

"Thank you for brightening our holiday party. I could tell everyone was having a good time because people were wiping tears from their eyes. And thanks for doing a clean set."
- Science Applications International Co.

"Thank you for your outstanding performance. You have always come through."
- Think Big, The Solano County Fair

"Incredible set...you killed. Everyone has mentioned how much they love your humor. I am truly indebted to you."
- Auxiliary, UCSF at Mt. Zion

“I and hundreds of others became instant fans of yours that night.”
- U.C.S.F. Pediatrics Department

“The response was overwhelming. Great job. We’re looking forward to having you back next year.”
- The A.D. Seeno Construction Company

“It was an action-packed night and you were the highlight.”
- U.S.F Associated Students

“Fantastic Job. You are still receiving rave reviews. Hopefully we can sign you up for next year”
- United Cerebral Palsy of San Francisco

“ We were a mixed group of corporate executives and manufacturing folks and yet Johnny made everyone laugh.”
- RayChem Corporation

"Your performance truly went beyond my highest expectations. I was thrilled to have your talent grace our cause."
- Center for Informed Food Choices

“You quickly ‘read’ the audience and tailored your performance accordingly. Bravo.”
- Professional Trade Shows, Inc.

“We were thrilled to have you grace the stage of the Geary theatre.”
- American Conservatory Theater

“Sincerest thanks…we appreciated the opportunity to laugh and find humor in the issues of the day.”
- World Affairs Council

“ Kudos for Johnny Steele who had us in stitches. The man was so funny we had members asking ‘how’d we get him?”
- The San Francisco Publicity Club

“ You managed to amuse everybody, keep the program moving, and lighten up the evening.”
- Access to Software for All People

“ We were thrilled to have you grace the stage of the Geary theatre.”
- American Conservatory Theater

"One woman was doubled over from laughter for 20 minutes. Everybody had a great time and Johnny was the icing on the cake."
- Fremont Bank

"We aren't the easiest venue to entertain, but you always seem to be able to make us laugh!"
- California Public Securities Association

"Everyone, from business executives to elected officials, has said what a nice time it was and that they enjoyed the light approach to the agenda."
- Delta 2000

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