Comedian, Anecdotist, Card, Satirist, Smart-Mouth, Speaker, Humorist, Roustabout,Host, dookie-spewer, Muckraker, Presentor, Raconteur, Funnyman, Ad-Libber, Rabble Rouser,Tale-Teller, Prankster, Wisecracker, Hoaxter, Trixter, Wag, Storyteller, Jokester, Commentator, Knucklehead, Narrator, Naysayer, Etc.

When
What and Where
Wise Cracks
Tuesday, August 3 Crystal Bay Casino
North Lake Tahoe
Comedy Rule #56: Don't be so stupid that you forget to book yourself
into lovely Lake Tahoe in the middle of the summer.
Wednesday, August 4 River Ranch
Tahoe City
I love the old River Ranch. Years ago
we ran twelve hundred head of trout all the way to Truckee.
Tuesday, August 24 The Dinosaurs Of Comedy
Punchline, SF
Johnny Steele. Larry Brown. Michael Meehan. Steven Pearl.
Come out and watch us show the sucky, hack-ass youngsters how it's done.
Sat, Aug 28 Wells Fargo Center
Santa Rosa
This is a venue run by a bank so there'll be several unexplained
charges and fees on your bill. And what's your mother's maiden name?
Saturday, Sept 4
Sunday, Sept 5
The Boomer Guys
Broadway Theater
Santa Cruz
Stand up, skits, songs, films, all about the boomer experience. See it before it's huge and
sold out and you're emailing me asking for tickets and I say, "Where the hell
were you when we were in Santa Cruz playing for 27 people?"
Saturday, September 18 Santa Cruz
Some damn place.
The Boomer Born Show. See above. I can't be witty every damn line, can I?
Sunday, September 19 Comedy Celebration Day
Golden Gate Park
All damn day.
Five hours of comedy. Free at last, free at last, gawd almighty, free at last.
Tuesday, September 28 Atheist Comedy Night
Punchline, San Francisco
I'm agnostic but I cherish any opportunity to slam hypocricy.
"They'll know we are christians by our love, by our...BURN IN HELL,
FAGGOTS!...love, yes they'll know we are christians by our love."
Saturday, September 24 The Other Cafe Reunion
Palace of Fine Arts
San Francisco
In conjunction with KQED so perhaps the audience won't be retarded.
Dec 26-NYE The Gajillionth Annual
Big Fat Year End Kiss Off
6 theaters, 300 jokes, 5 skits, 2 DUIs. Don't miss it.