Comedian, Anecdotist, Card, Satirist, Smart Mouth,
Speaker, Humorist, Roustabout, Host, Chronicler,
Muckraker, Presentor, Raconteur, Funnyman, Ad-Libber,
Rabble Rouser, Tale-Teller, Prankster, Wisecracker,
Hoaxter, Trixter, Wag, Storyteller, Jokester,
Commentator, Knucklehead, Narrator, Naysayer, Etc.
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When
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What and Where
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Wise Cracks
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| Thurs-Sun, June 4-7 |
Rooster T. Feathers
Sunnyvale |
Most comedy clubs are sucky, corporate-owned weasel barns. Rooster's is a mom and pop old school comedy house. And boy can mom pour drinks! |
Saturday, June 13
2:00
6:30
9:30 |
Shell Battle of the Bands
Mira Vista Country Club
Napa Valley Opera House |
Three gigs on Saturday. Rehab on Sunday. |
| Saturday, June 20 |
Bunjo's Comedy Room
Dublin, CA |
With a name like Bunjo's you know it's going to be fun. That, or retarded. |
| Saturday June 27 |
Shell Battle of the Bands II
Little Hills Ranch
San Ramon |
We are going to rock San Ramon like it's never been rocked before. Which
won't be tough since it's never been rocked before. |
| Sunday, July 5 |
BOOMERS!
Shelton Theater
San Fancisco |
Sorry, this is a private rehearsal. Come back in two weeks. |
| Tuesday, July 7 |
Embassy Suites
Burlingame |
Elderhostel full of hostile elders. |
| Friday, July 10 |
Bolinas
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W/Durst as part of our yet un-named summer tour. |
| Saturday, July 11 |
Coyote Valley Casino
Ukiah, CA |
Hope I do well so they don't name me Chief Suckum Plenty. |
| Sun, July 12 |
Little Fox Theater
Redwood City
W/Will Durst |
Come to Downtown Redwood City for the comedy but stay for the,
uh, er... Well just go home after the show. |
| Friday, July 17 |
Don Quixote
Felton, CA
W/Will Durst |
I'll be in the big trees with small expectations. |
| Sunday, July 19 |
Shelton Theater
533 Sutter St
San Francisco |
The BOOMERS!
This is a hilarious skit and stand up show all about the boomer experience. 5:00 matinee. |
| Saturday, July 25 |
Will Durst and Pals
Empress Theater
Vallejo, CA |
Even if I suck you'll get your money's worth just eyeballing this beautiful theater.
Impress your friends by bringing them to the Empress. |
| Sunday, July 26 |
San Francisco Comedy College |
I teach here several times a month. Gifts for the teacher are encouraged. |
| Sunday, July 26 |
Hopmunk Tavern
Sebastopol |
Great venue in one of my favorite little towns. This is the Anti-Hayward. Durst and I
make with the funny and hop up the monks. |
Wed & Thurs
August 12 & 13 |
The BOOMERS!
Actor's Theater
Santa Cruz |
See this before it's a huge success and you can't afford tickets.
More information down below. |
| Friday, August 21 |
Castagnolas
Fishermran's Wharf
San Francisco |
An evening of Italian entertainment: Comedy at a classic Italian joint. Laughs
with an Italian comedian (I'm half). Then after the show
we'll go out and whack a guy and toss him in the drink. Forget about it. |
| Tuesday, September 1 |
Kalaga Springs Del Webb
Lincoln, CA |
Over 55 Adult community. Hey, remember when these people seemed old? |
| Saturday, September 4 |
Rolling Hills Casino
Red Bluff, CA |
Ah, the exciting I-5. Must...stay...awake... |
| Sunday, September 20 |
Comedy Celebration Day
Golden Gate Park, SF |
Five hours of comedy at the recession-proof price of free. Long live JOSE SIMON! |
Sat Dec 26th to
Thursday Dec 31 |
The Big Fat Year End Kiss
Off Comedy Show
Theaters throughout the bay area |
Skits and sketches on the events of the year. Watch us struggle without Bush
and Palin to deliver the easy laughs. Venues listed soon. |
| COMING SOON |
MY SOLO SHOW
Rebel Without Applause |
Details here as soon as I get off my ass and post 'em. |
| COMING SOON |
BOOMERS! |
A comedy review about the Boomer experience. Stars Richard Stockton and ClarkTaylor. Songs, sketches, stand up. Free walkers to the first 50 customers. |
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